Oh noo! Ar e you ok? I’m TKD I once was parring and feel over on my tall friend I wa s trying to kick him but I bounced of his body weight and ended up pulling my leg muscles really bad
What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?


I was throwing trash and *coughs* me and my friend decide to throw the bags in the air and try to get it in, while I threw mine there was something sharp in the bag and then my leg started bleeding so I had to get it 9 stitches: )

In lower school i once fell head first into things you can put your bike in and it was terrible and had to get stitched

Once when i was about eight i jumped off the playground but my skirt caught on something and i bellyflopped and couldn't breath for like 15 seconds

My brother left a sharp rake in the garden, prongs up, and I stepped on it. Ow. Must have nudged a bone or something because it hurt to bent my toes for weeks.
Not me, but I was involved.
Me and my sister were sword fighting inside, and there was this low, glass table in the middle of the room. My sister backed into it and fell, smashed the glass and scarred her back-side.
What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?
Trying to get a box of books off the top of a dresser and I forgot physics, it tipped over and it fell on my head