There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."
She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old, this hat is brand new!"
"I just bought a new hat" "Fedora?" "No, for me."
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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his penis.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
Please post your favorite hats for Pam! Hard for us, Yanks are horrible at hats!!
This is mine. Do you think she would like it?
LOL!!! I bet Pam is practising right now!
Dec 22, 2014
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Christmas cracker joke:
Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
The HAT RACK