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This is a forum made for riddles and jokes. If you want to make some laughs or make someone's brain twist at a brain twister, you should do it here. Have fun!

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why don’t monsters eat ghosts?

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Gives them the Sheets! ...What did the snail say riding the turtle?

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Wheeeeeeeee!

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why do seagulls fly over the sea

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Signguy42 wrote:

Gives them the Sheets! ...What did the snail say riding the turtle?

Close enough! Because they taste like sheet 🥹

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side HAHAHA

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so funny

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"why do seagulls fly over the sea" Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

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USERCHEC-k-MATE wrote:

"why do seagulls fly over the sea" Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

ahhh that’s a good one

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it is

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A man is being interrogated by a policeman.

The man says "I'm not gonna say another word without my lawyer present".

The policeman is confused: "But, you are a lawyer!"

"Yes, so where's my lawyer present?"

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that's funny

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The void is not black its just devoid of color

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