Ruining lives, one at a time 🔥

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I feel like ruining people's days, so here's a dad joke

Once there was a snail named Speedy. You see, Speedy wasn't like other snails… plot twist, he was slower than them (that's not the joke though). Speedy had always wanted to live up to his name, so he bought a McLaren because why not. To make sure everyone knew it was him, he trashed the value of his car by spray painting a large, red S on the car (don't do illegal graffiti children). It worked! With his flashy new vehicle, he was faster than everyone other than Max Verstappen (that's also not the joke)! Whenever someone saw Speedy zooming by, they would exclaim:"look at that S car go!"

For those who don't get it (A.K.A. those who have a decent sense of humor)

S car go

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Escargot 

Sorry for ruining your day. Still don't get it? Look up escargot.

I'll be on vacation next week, but I should still have access to the Internet. In case I don't see ya, have a good one.

P.S. Please do recycle this joke. Just don't say it was yours that you made. (I didn't make

it either. lol.)

Avatar of ThrustSSC

i already knew what escargo means

Avatar of ThrustSSC

you ruined my tomorrow😭 (idk what that means)

Avatar of snackolazy

U stole game theory job. This even proves it

Avatar of EMPEROR_DOOM

well ruined my day even tho I laughed at the joke