I feel like ruining people's days, so here's a dad joke
Once there was a snail named Speedy. You see, Speedy wasn't like other snails… plot twist, he was slower than them (that's not the joke though). Speedy had always wanted to live up to his name, so he bought a McLaren because why not. To make sure everyone knew it was him, he trashed the value of his car by spray painting a large, red S on the car (don't do illegal graffiti children). It worked! With his flashy new vehicle, he was faster than everyone other than Max Verstappen (that's also not the joke)! Whenever someone saw Speedy zooming by, they would exclaim:"look at that S car go!"
For those who don't get it (A.K.A. those who have a decent sense of humor)
S car go
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Escargot
Sorry for ruining your day. Still don't get it? Look up escargot.
I'll be on vacation next week, but I should still have access to the Internet. In case I don't see ya, have a good one.
P.S. Please do recycle this joke. Just don't say it was yours that you made. (I didn't make
I feel like ruining people's days, so here's a dad joke
Once there was a snail named Speedy. You see, Speedy wasn't like other snails… plot twist, he was slower than them (that's not the joke though). Speedy had always wanted to live up to his name, so he bought a McLaren because why not. To make sure everyone knew it was him, he trashed the value of his car by spray painting a large, red S on the car (don't do illegal graffiti children). It worked! With his flashy new vehicle, he was faster than everyone other than Max Verstappen (that's also not the joke)! Whenever someone saw Speedy zooming by, they would exclaim:"look at that S car go!"
For those who don't get it (A.K.A. those who have a decent sense of humor)
S car go
⬇️
Escargot
Sorry for ruining your day. Still don't get it? Look up escargot.
I'll be on vacation next week, but I should still have access to the Internet. In case I don't see ya, have a good one.
P.S. Please do recycle this joke. Just don't say it was yours that you made. (I didn't make
it either. lol.)