Say some normal facts in a scary way

off that sucks

I literally shook it off like I felt nothing everyone was going razy

Crazy

And today I dropped my bottle on my foot it is metal and bruised my foot

You painfully slowly destroy erasers. And ice over time lays in a pool of itself...

i love school (not for real)

I smashed a invasive bug and when it died, it dripped white goo, and a friend said they had wanted to record it.

i am 11 years old and i have my own ford pickup truck

my dad got it for me

it was about 50,000 dollars

lol

I said something embarrassing to a friend because I made a mistake sending it

You are gonna do it, this moment....

We need to talk

about what ?

birds and bees

Hold you fire! This man isn't...

Aquaman

there is a type of slug whos.. bits are sometimes to big so during mating season they can get stuck in there mate and they have to bite the privite area off slowly and painfully

I am forever scarred by this fact XD