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Security Update for 2022.7.22
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Jul 22, 2022
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#4
Ok. Also it is almost confirmed that he will contact me today around 9:00 or 10:00. We can all corner his household and then we can capture him. He will find a way to escape so we need a good cell
Jul 22, 2022
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#6
We can keep him in an invisible box. Question is, where do we get one?
Jul 22, 2022
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#10
Perfect. If it is invisible, then you can place it in small walkway where he will walk. He walk inside without realize and then he can be quickly shut inside.
Jul 22, 2022
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#12
tape ... I love it, if he tries to escape, he will tear his skin/ thread of him
Jul 22, 2022
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#13
I just saw all the grammatical mistakes in my sentence. Was it autocorrect or was I only half focusing? 😬
Jul 22, 2022
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#16
Or was it that I have been listening to a story where one of the characters has English as a second language? Was I influenced by the way he talks?
We are happy to report that all system scans show that there are no current computer viruses or bugs in our club systems. All systems are functioning nominally.
Member account scans indicate that only Doom's account has been acting strangely and trying to access unauthorized files. However, his account has been temporarily blocked from all important information.
Our newly installed firewall has successfully blocked all of Doom's (AKA Duo's) forces from infiltrating out databanks and other important files.
In summary, all systems are functioning nominally. All information is secure for the time being. We are facing threats from Doom and his forces, but the situation is under control for now.
On another note, our forces are currently trying to capture Doom and neutralize this threat. Treatment or termination options are being discussed, the later only in case of emergency. While currently unsuccessful, our expert leaders are confident that we will be able to cure Doom and eradicate the virus.
Puppet World Domination, this has been today's Security Update. Thank you for your cooperation.