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Dear viroh
STOP COMING BACK! WE ALL HATE YOU AND THAT SHOULD BE A SIGNAL TO MAYBE ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED! NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE LIKE IDK, TOUCH GRASS, DONATE TO CHARITY, PARTICIPATE IN A WORLD MOST HATED CONTEST AND I GUARANTEE YOU'LL WIN 1ST PLACE IN THAT COMPETITION THX TO EVERYONE YOU HAVE TORTURED FOR HOW LONG NOW! FINALLY, GO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND GET A GIRLFRIEND THAT WILL ACTUALLY LOVE SOMEONE WHO TORTURES THE INNOCENT PLAYERS OF CHESS.COM FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU CAN!
Dear Duolingo,
Okay, so I may have wanted to learn how to speak Czech at one point, but your notifications are starting to piss me off.I don't really care that Duo is sad, BUT NOW I HAVE TO PRACTICE BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THE NOTIFICATIONS, AND IF I TURNED THEM OFF, WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAPPENED TO ME. YOUR WEBSITE IS SO BAD THAT AFTER A WEEK I HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING!
P.S; Duo please spare me 🙏💀
Oct 3, 2024
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#7
BottleNeck12 wrote:
What if I don’t get mad
I guess you don't have to be mad. You can still identify an injustice and condemn it in the strongest possible phrases without being mad. Who knows, you might even talk yourself into being angry about something you weren't angry about before...
Oct 3, 2024
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#8
Dear UPS,
Why did one of your delivery drivers leave a package on top of my bird-feeder? It was a small package, carefully placed atop the bird-feeder that hangs in my yard, which is not where I am usually accustomed to finding such things. The impression it made on me was extremely unsettling. Why was this package, so ingeniously situated, not simply left near the door? Am I to take this as an ominous sign of laxity in your delivery procedures, or am I to suppose I am being made a fool of? I would prefer for deliveries to be completed by your driver leaving the package where it is most convenient for me to retrieve, not wherever it strikes his whimsical fancy. Thank you.
Oct 3, 2024
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#9
the only thing i am angry about this website is when i leave a club someone comes to me and says why did you leave? and for i to not hurt his/hers feelings i come back to the club even though i don't like it 😐
Oct 3, 2024
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#10
I've done that before 😂. Just tell them, "If I come back, I promise that soon you'll be begging me to leave." Then make good on it.
This is a forum game where you blow off some steam by writing a letter to someone who has made you mad, telling them why you're angry (it doesn't have to be real), and then instead of sending it to them you post it here just for the funnies. Here's an example:
Dear Netflix,
I didn't want to renew my subscription this month. The information you provided about it led me to believe I had until today to cancel my subscription, but when I logged on to cancel it, IT WAS ALREADY RENEWED! NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR ANOTHER MONTH OF BAD TV I DON'T WANT TO WATCH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Okay, there you go. Now you send one. It doesn't have to be as nice as mine was. You can really let your dark side take over if you want. Just for the funnies, though. I don't want to have to pay Chess.com a fine for letting people talk too aggressive in the club.