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If you flatten a spoon, is it a spoon or a knife?
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
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Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
Darn it, knew the president was miserable
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
box puncher
Aug 26, 2023
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Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange or are oranges called oranges because of the fruit orange...
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if you are waiting for the waiter, are you the waiter?
If you stab a cereal box, are you a serial killer?