Wait. Here's one circa 2000. Old, like me, and mine - also like me.
The spirits are sipped but our spirits are sapped.
Our drinks dull our senses but whittle our wit.
We talk foolish and act a fool. We fool ourselves
into a backbone and a hardened heart.
At last, we can return to that haunted house
and together face the ghosts.
I have a new haircut.... does that count?