STUPID STORY!!!!!!! part 1

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Once upon a time there lived a pig called Peppa. She went to went to the moon to buy some donuts but she noticed that she can't breath because she is a skeleton. She used her magic kinetic powers to blast back home (Bacon Town) but realised her friends, Pedro Pony and Stupid Duck and their band of barbarians had took over Peppa's house. She went to the hospital to complain but she got COVID-19 so she got a jet-pack and blasted to the moon again, only to realise that Pedro Pony and Big Fat Stupid Duck The Dummy-Head had taken over the moon! So she flew to the sun instead and built a cute little house. But there was aliens everywhere so she had to make a cheese pie and use it to summon the gods of Bacon Town. The gods refused to listen to Peppa so they went and killed Pedro Pony and Big Fat Stupid Duck The Dummy-Head with extreme hayfever. Peppa laughed and danced on Pedro Pony's grave but was soon killed by mother duck the extreme lord of the universe. The gods made some more cheese pie, flew to the sun and blasted poor dead Peppa's house to smithereens. The end.

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this is the first part! there are 5 more parts, so keep tuned!grin.png

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what a moving story

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xD

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do you want me to post the next part? hehehe

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of course, why not

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hehehehehehehehehehe

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Once upon a time Peppa pig was summoned back to life by George pig because he wanted to eat some computer with a fork, and he needed Peppa to teach him how to use one. After Peppa dealt with her stupid brother she started dancing on Pedro Pony's grave (again). then George got angry because Peppa wouldnt eat computer with him so he made his belly button turn into a black hole, and sucked Peppa into a dimension of eternal grossness. The next day Pedro Pony turned into a zombie and teamed up with Godzilla and Dracula to exterminate Peppa pig! the gods from the cheese dimension decided to help out and punch Pedro but that's about it. Big Fat Dad pig decided to wake from his slumber and to get off the couch! DUN DUN DUN!!!!! Meanwhile, Peppa was using a chainsaw to destroy Georges insides. He felt sick and realised he had too much computer and he got COVID-19. Big Fat Dad pig exterminated Godzilla in the name of Danny dog his good pal. Also he sat on Dracula so yeah he's dead. DUN DUN DUN!!! Peppa blasted out of Georges belly button and vanquished him! yahoo! But she also oblitirated Daddy pig by mistake so she used Pedro Pony as an armchair in prison. The end.

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thx lol i am an artistic genius, dont you agree?

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oh ok zippy

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the only thing is, ive already written the story im just copy/pasting it from my club lol

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ill post the next part now hehehe

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Once upon a time, Peppa pig was dancing on Pedro Pony's face in prison. " OW KNOCK IT OFF YOU WEIRDO " he said but nothing would stop Peppa! In the corner of the room the ghost of Danny dog was floating about aimlessly. Peppa said suddenly: " HUHUH WHY DON'T WE ALL WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!". Everybody thought it was a good idea so they walked into their time machine and went to the age of the dinosaurs. Pedro instantly got eaten by a T rex and huge George pig flew through the air and shot lasers at Peppa pig for revenge for killing him in the future! Meanwhile, Mummy the dummy pig picked a flower and made it scream loudly. "TRICK OR TREAT!" she shouted because George changed the date of Halloween to June the 6th. Daddy pig jumped up and down excitedly and said "HIP HIP HOORAY" because he was watching TV. George pig dressed up as a pumpkin and declared it was spicy chicken taco day. The end.

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now it is time for a relaxing musical interlude!

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aaaaaahhhhhh........ what a beautiful and relaxing song *sniff*

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