The answer is FIVE!

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Many years ago, when Winston just got his job back, Phil was consoling Liz  and a crystal set was a personal wireless( not a hairdo copied from an American girl group) my father would say 'think of a number', I would and then he made me do loads of calculations, the answer was always five. When I had my sixth birthday the questioning stopped( maybe I was innocent ).

I have this season played for Calderdale in the Huddersfield League and feel that in some way I have travelled back in time. They have a handicap system I can't work out, but bloody hell- I don't half enjoy it! I never thought I would be five again.