The Doctor Who! Forum Rules - All Members Must Read

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The following rules must be adhered to at all times. Also, every group member is expected to make at least one post referencing some general form of acknowledgement and agreement below. "Yes, Doctor" is a perfectly good response, unless it's being written sarcastically, in which case, it's a perfectly great response.


 

1. Never, ever, ever abbreviate Doctor. It is ALWAYS Doctor Who and NEVER Dr. Who

2. 'wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey' is an approriate response to any question, and isn't an arguable point.

3. The word 'sonic' can be used as a verb.

4. Always remember that, though the Doctor Who! group is externally a small part of the chess.com web site, it is bigger on the inside, and actually encompasses the entire Internet. Treat this forum accordingly!

5. If you must post a secret that you can't tell anyone, always preface what you write with the word, "Spoilers!"

6. At least once each week, while typing in the forum, you must wear a bow tie,  white or black Converse All-Stars, a stetson, long muticolored scarf (you know which one), or a fez.

7. When referring to The Doctor, always write 'The Doctor'. Never refer to him as 'Doctor Who'. Doctor Who is the name of the show.

8. At all times, remember that The Doctor doesn't look human: We look Time Lord. That always helps me type more confidently.

9. Any mention of Donna Noble must be followed by an, "Oi!".

10. If you see the words, "Bad Wolf", in any language, report it immediately.

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Yes, Doctor.

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Allons-y!

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DragonandPhoenix: If it were up to me, you'd have twelve points added to your rating. That was a great reply. Laughing

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"Yes, Doctor" she typed while wearing her long, multicoloured stripy scarf.

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.... and you look very dashing in that  long, multicoloured stripy scarf, too.

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LOL!

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Thanks Spocktor.  I bought my wife a shirt with that written on it and it glows in the dark!

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The Doctor , Romona and the little robot dog enter the room .

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I'd like you to meet my granddaughter, Susan. She's an unearthly child.

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Just a question: are sideburns acceptable as a substitute for rule 6? That is for the fans of the 10th Doctor...

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Great to see you ConnorJames64!

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Good to see you, as well. I plan on being an active contributer here...

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Absolutely, ConnorJames64!

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Ah, very good...

What about multi-coloured coats?

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I obviously need to make a more comprehensive list. I'll get on that sometime in the next few days.

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If I can come up with stuff you left out, it is not that comprehensive. :P

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Don't forget the stick of celery

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Well, this forum is at least honing my Google-fu...

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blink and you are dead!