The Story Of How I Touched Grass For The First Time

Once upon a time (aka yesterday), I was sitting in my room doing awesome things (aka cc and music). Then as I sat there doing my awesome things, 8 of my glorious friends burst into my room in a shower of golden sparks (my imagination) with beautiful (scaryyyyy) blades of grass in their hands. So what could I do? I had to make a run for it. I jumped out of the window like spiderman (just pushed in between them). So I ran. There was a big field (true) so I ran around it into the woods onto the other side. Unfortunately, I had been tricked. 3 of them had run to that side to cut me off. I was forced back the other way into the field unfortunately I was running out of breath. A few of the chasers had stopped to catch their breath but several were still chasing. Eventually they overtook me and pushed me onto the ground (grass). For a few seconds I managed to hide inside my hoodie but then it (the grass ahhhhhhh) touched my legs. For a minute everything went still. Then they all just walked away laughing. A few hours later I had come up with my superrrr complex plan for revenge. So yeah, it was really complex. Just throw grass at them. So I proceeded to do that. I don't think any of them cared.. Now I have a problem. I will attach a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about grass. It says you can get skin cancer just from touching it..

looks fake, Chess.com mods look at this

is it legal to spread misinformation?

I think this is not misinformation, but a meme

that is correct