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The Story Of How I Touched Grass For The First Time (Official Sequel)
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Nov 10, 2024
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Dihydrogen monoxide, di meaning 2 followed by hydrogen together meaning 2 hydrogen atoms. after this we see mono meaning 1 followed oxide meaning oxygen. Together they make 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. This can be written as 2H and 1O or more formally known as H20. This water-like substance can also cause sweating and urination. So it is overall very bad for humans.
Nov 10, 2024
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1795513N wrote:
Dihydrogen monoxide, di meaning 2 followed by hydrogen together meaning 2 hydrogen atoms. after this we see mono meaning 1 followed oxide meaning oxygen. Together they make 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. This can be written as 2H and 1O or more formally known as H20. This water-like substance can also cause sweating and urination. So it is overall very bad for humans.
my man coming in clutch with the goated explanation
Nov 10, 2024
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Also the article was made by a secondary source and therefore isn’t the most accurate. They threw meaningless words in there like parody and April fools just for clicks. It truly is a shame that such life changing information can be contaminated by such propaganda.
Nov 10, 2024
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1795513N wrote:
Also the article was made by a secondary source and therefore isn’t the most accurate. They threw meaningless words in there like parody and April fools just for clicks. It truly is a shame that such life changing information can be contaminated by such propaganda.
um.. bro? what the heck? you need water to survive???
Nov 10, 2024
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What does water have to do with any of this? I thought we were talking about dihydrogen monoxide and H20. Never any of this water stuff.
Nov 10, 2024
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1795513N wrote:
What does water have to do with any of this? I thought we were talking about dihydrogen monoxide and H20. Never any of this water stuff.
H2O = water
Nov 10, 2024
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Also at 212 degrees Fahrenheit and higher water atoms spread apart. This means this also happens at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit. Do you know also spreads apart at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit? Lead! Lead melts at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit!
Nov 10, 2024
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1795513N wrote:
Also at 212 degrees Fahrenheit and higher water atoms spread apart. This means this also happens at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit. Do you know also spreads apart at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit? Lead! Lead melts at 621.5 degrees Fahrenheit!
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Nov 10, 2024
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But guess what! Lead is also the main cause of Lead poisoning! How could Lead have lead to Lead poisoning? This one question has baffled sin(0) scientists for years!
Nov 10, 2024
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Plug sin(0) into a calculator and be baffled as you can now now see that literally (no) amount of things can quantify this number!
Hey everyone. Due to some recent skepticism on the eligibility of the attached Wikipedia article on my last blog post I have decided to make a prequel explaining why grass is so dangerous. To start this off, everyone should know that Dihydrogen Monoxide is one of the MAIN components in grass. Now, I have a screenshot of a picture explaining some effects of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I will include a link to the article where you can actually see with your own eyes that this is true.
I would also like to mention that Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of the HUMAN BODY.
Here is a link to the official article where you can view the eligiblity of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody#History
Thanks everyone and I hope this clears up confusion about my previous post!
@ant-x