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Who tf said michigan

Bros never heard of Alaska

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Bro all of you guys are weird

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JkCheeseChess wrote:

Bro all of you guys are weird

You are also weird

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JkCheeseChess wrote:

Who tf said michigan

Bros never heard of Alaska

that has to be part of the joke lmao

otherwise, how do you NOT know about alaska in the US 💀

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what is this

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chopperxd123 wrote:

10. is no, they speak portugese I think

corecto

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MistMint wrooooote:
2bHNST wrote:

idk.

To protect people to not to be attacked by Qin Shihuang(The 1st emperor of Qin Dynasty) who rides a polar bear. 

W

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yx-aynerik897 wrote:
MistMint wrooooote:
2bHNST wrote:

idk.

To protect people to not to be attacked by Qin Shihuang(The 1st emperor of Qin Dynasty) who rides a polar bear. 

W

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what has this thread devolved into

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10. hmmm maybe South Africa is 2763 kilometers north of Africa

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VishTheFish771 wrote:

what has this thread devolved into

Variants Off-topic

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Guys, in Brazil, what do pork chew?

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Pork chew geese

(And in Portugal, pork chew gull)

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MistMint wrote:
yx-aynerik897 wrote:
MistMint wrooooote:
2bHNST wrote:

idk.

To protect people to not to be attacked by Qin Shihuang(The 1st emperor of Qin Dynasty) who rides a polar bear. 

W

Correct awnser: To protect from the Hunnu pepole of Mddle Asia.

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Nyutixbrother wrote:
MistMint wrote:
yx-aynerik897 wrote:
MistMint wrooooote:
2bHNST wrote:

idk.

To protect people to not to be attacked by Qin Shihuang(The 1st emperor of Qin Dynasty) who rides a polar bear. 

W

Correct awnser: To protect from the Hunnu pepole of Mddle Asia.

Xiong Nu, where about the current Xinjiang and Kazakhstan? idk

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remaining Xiongnu living in the Mongolian plateau were absorbed by Xianbei, Turkic and other nationalities, and became one of the ancestors of Mongolian nomads.

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asthebird wrote:

Guys, in Brazil, what do pork chew?

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Pork chew geese

(And in Portugal, pork chew gull)

This pun was so bad that it made me laugh

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remaining Xiongnu living in the Mongolian plateau were absorbed by Xianbei, Turkic and other nationalities, and became one of the ancestors of Mongolian nomads.

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yx-aynerik897 wrote:

remaining Xiongnu living in the Mongolian plateau were absorbed by Xianbei, Turkic and other nationalities, and became one of the ancestors of Mongolian nomads.

like the latins or hmm like "indians" in america

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2bHNST wrote:

(Wrong answers only first, but do answer genuinely, after)

How well do variant creators know their geography/history?

Let's find out with 10 questions!

(btw I intentionally made some of the questions illogical for more funnies)

1. Which US state is further north than Maine?

2. What is the capital of Singapore?

3. Why was the Great Wall of China built?

4. Where is South Africa?

5. Where is the Eiffel Tower?

6. Where is Arkangelsk?

7. Where is Siberia? Where is Serbia?

8. Of which US state is Minnesota the capital of?

9. Where is Japan, relative to China?

10. Is Brazil a Spanish-speaking country?

Regarding question 4, I was at the pool and heard a mid-20s girl think South Africa is in Europe. Girl, how do you mess that up?

1. Ice: that STATE of matter that can be found in the US also appears farther North than Maine

2. The captital of Singapore city is Singapore city

3. To keep the Mongolians (and people who don't use neo pieces) out

4. South Africa is in South Africa

5. Paris, France

6. Arkangelsk is in Russia

7. Northeast Russia and Southeast Europe

8. Minnesota is a state

9. East

10. No, they speak portugese

To your story about South Africa, my neighbor thought something could be traveling at a constant speed of 15mph for 25 minutes in a straight line one way and travel 1 mile.

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