What if variant submissions had a frat party

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All variants used will be referenced as their current name.

Submissions used will mainly be imchesspro0930 variants.

If from the same submitter, even in a part of a collaboration project they are considered friends.

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(also the setting is that acheron and armageddon are good friends, they have similar origins)

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Strategy Warehouse: Hello, I am the organizer of the party, I have a giant warehouse us to enjoy!

Acheron: Nice to see everybody here. May you guys say your names? I will start. I prefer the current name of Acheron, but you may call me as Demising Battlefield, if you wish.

Hilly Jungle: I am Hilly Jungle I.

Hilly Jungle II: I am Hilly Jungle 2.

(hilly jungle 3 was not invited)

Pointy Garden: Hilly Jungle? ew. Pointy Garden it is!

Tidal Wave: I am better than Acheron lol, I am Tidal Wave. 

Cataclysm: I am Cataclysm, and I used to reign GD, well those days have been demised. Please call me Crystals as I don't want to be reminded of those memories.

Acheron: Armageddon... Speak!

Armageddon: ...

Acheron: Cmon, our friends are everywhere, just speak!

Armageddon: So... I go by lots of names...

Armageddon: But just call me Armageddon.

The Well of Fate: Vish's Isabelle's Arkhangelsk's Andrew's Armaggeddon's *Insert GD demon name here*'s Warfare's Airbases's War

Armageddon: I quit.

Stereo Madness: I think he forgot Slaughterhouse.

Acheron: Anyways, it's a party! should we just rant about how lower quality members (submissions) are flooding VW, our entire group chat?

Playtime: That is pretty harsh, let's switch topics.

Acheron: Oops, a game of Acheron is currently happening, and as a chess variant set of Acheron, I must go to let them play, I will return after the game ends!

Threaded Turns: I hope that happens to me too sometime.

Leapers: I will now lead this party, is that okay for you all?

All variants: okay

Leapers: Do you guys have any struggles towards acception, or lack of popularity?

Explosive Magic: "carefully raises hand" I think my variant is struggling on popularity..

Enchanted Woodland: You shut up.

*after a series of conversations the similar variants have all formed a group*

The group of imbalances

Contrasting Strategies: Unfair Strategies, you helped me succeed so much.

Unfair Strategies: It's ok brother, if one of us gets in, we both get in.

Unequal: Hello guys, my name is Unequal!

Divergence: I am the middle child here, I am Divergence.

Unequal: Wait, why are you guys all from the same place? why does your piece arrangements seem familiar? Am I hallucinating? Why do they all look the same?

Hilly Jungle: Not me, although I kind of lack quality, gush these generals are making me sick.

The Well of Fate: I am kind of dizzy, I need to get my bricks right. I might have been a bit harsh to 805 though.

*The Pocket Chessers*

Everyone: What? are we twins? We all look the same! It's almost like kpop idols!

Beehive: Don't get me into this, I am the OG.

Solarion: I mean, I have freeze spells...

Cataclysm: you don't have a say in this

Acheron: Neither does you.

Acheron: Anyways, Alfarracks you seem shy, do you want me to show you the lounge of accepted variants?

Alfarracks: Sure! Wait, why does The Triune Wasp not have a fourth wall?

The Triune Wasp: I broke it.

*acheron just vibing with the other variants

Unison: *cries in unpopularity

Acheron: It will be fine, someone will shine a light on you

Villagers Chess: That is true, when the right person loves you with his heart, you will see your golden days again.

*acheron leaves

Alfarracks: well... that was overwhelming...

Acheron: I am worried that I might end up like Unison again.

Acheron: Oh, Armageddon's back.

Armageddon: is Stereo Madness anywhere?

Acheron: Oh, he's at the room of GD submissions.

Acheron: Speaking of GD, we can both go there, let's go!

*both goes in and surprised Solarion is here

Stereo Madness: Sorry, but how are you here?

Solarion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fh9MlCONns&ab_channel=zof

Stereo Madness: not as iconic as me, but okay.

Acheron: Tidal Wave, come out.

Tidal Wave: wait what who are you you top 3

Acheron: You're just long, I have better and harder raw gameplay!

Tidal Wave: womp womp

*all GD levels get into a fight as of who's the best*

Solarion: I want to get out of here.

Acheron: Tidal Wave, why not go to the chamber of revised variants?

Tidal Wave: sure!

Barricade: autodecline to autoaccept let's go!

Uneasy Alliance: he's so arrogant, ugh.

Contrasting Strategies: when will this end?

Rookmate II: Atleast you have decent CGA data, mine does not.

Alfarracks: Hi, my only friend. I was too overwhelmed.

Barricade: I have friends everywhere!

i might continue this idk

VishTheFish771

Holey potato what is going on.
At least my representation is pretty accurate tho lol

imchesspro0930
VishTheFish771 wrote:

Holey potato what is going on.
At least my representation is pretty accurate tho lol

ok is this good enough

VishTheFish771

I like it. But might wanna highlight individual speakers for a better reading

OMISGOAT

Let me accurately guess: (Alfarracks was not invited).

imchesspro0930
OMISGOAT wrote:

Let me accurately guess: (Alfarracks was not invited).

he is invited but he's shy

Haoleyi

Cool.

2bHNST

Alfarracks: Yo Triune where's your fourth wall?

Triune Wasp: I broke it.

MistMint

delete Zodiac

asthebird

this is very entertaining for my goldfish brain

imchesspro0930
asthebird wrote:

this is very entertaining for my goldfish brain

n i c e

imchesspro0930

also im updating this regularly

asthebird

amazing

2bHNST

Hey Forsaken City, Blast Proccessing, and The Cellar should be in the GD room.

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Lobotomy Variants room:

Lobotomy Madness: We

Lobotomy On Track: Will

Lobotomygeist: Give

Lobotomy Out: You

Lobotomy After Lobotomy: Some

Lobotomy Jumper: Lobotomy

Lobotomy Machine: And

xLobotomy: You

Lobotomyfunk: Can't

Lobotomyman Adventures: Do

LobotomyStep: Anything

LobotomyDynamix: About

Lobotomy Force: It

Lobotomy Processing, Lobotomy 2X, Lobotomy Runway: Wait what's my line again?

Lobotomy Yawnur DMG, Can't Let 2.2 Go, Lobotomy Runway II, Lobotomy Alliance: Hey guys.

Everyone else: Oh great, more of these guys.

imchesspro0930

what the

no lobotomy btw

imchesspro0930

can you give me a short continuation of how I should continue this story?

2bHNST

idk. I'll ask Harper some time.

2bHNST

[most recent submission]: ZOYL, glad you made it!

Zombies On Your Lawn: I was here the entire time ... ?

VishTheFish771

Mannnnn when wil I see lobotomy Ripple Effect

VishTheFish771

Wow 2 submissions got refrences