Rooks? Knights? Maybe pawns—like, “Why does this little guy turn into royalty halfway through?” Let’s see which piece breaks extraterrestrial brains first.
There are only 2 options: 1. Pawns, why the heck do they move straight but capture diagonally? 2. Kings, why should you protect them at all costs when they are so bad?
Rooks? Knights? Maybe pawns—like, “Why does this little guy turn into royalty halfway through?” Let’s see which piece breaks extraterrestrial brains first.