ThebestA9player

There will always be a pawn who chooses to underpromote" - Theutltl

Almost all pawns promote into queens, but on rare occasions they will promote into a rook, bishop, or knight. In life, everyone strives to be the best, to be like everyone else, or just not to fall behind others. But it is okay to be different. It is okay to be less powerful, or less important. Just remember that in your own chess game of life, you will always have a choice to promote into whatever you want.

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Have a fun fact:

Did you know that "lazy fox jumps over the quick brown dog" contains all the letters in the alphabet?

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Here's some more:

1) You can remove any letter from "seat" and still end up with a real word

2) Each time you light your lighter it your lighter gets lighter and lighter until your lighter won't light

3) You don't actually know the day you were born, you're just taking everyone's word for it

4) Something "on" the ceiling is technically under the ceiling

5) When you are taking a shower, you are in that very moment, one of the cleanest people in the world

6) You spend more time looking at other people's faces than your own

7) Pickup trucks can't pick up trucks

8) The greatest heist in history is one we don't know happened

9) The 2 e's in the word "bee' is completely unnecessary

Ok, there's one more at the end of my profile that you might want to see...

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There's a chance that this might be the last sentence you'll ever read