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OTB Ratings:

Fide - Unr

USCF - 1580

Things I know about you:

☆ 1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face, and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it, and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it, too.

Something to Brighten Your Mood

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and call it theirs.

- Inba Sai

PEAK RATINGS CURRENT RATINGS (Whenever I Remember)

Rapid - 1891 (Goal 1900+) Rapid - 1891

Blitz - 1462 (Goal 1600+) Blitz - 1428

Bullet - 1446 (Goal 1600+) Bullet - 1370

USCF - 1608 (Goal 1800+) USCF - 1513

FIDE - UNR (Goal 1600+) FIDE - UNR

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