Are you in a chess depression after UMBC?
What is Chess?

It's okay I have whatever depression you may have x100. At Arlington this past weekend I just went completely blind for some reason and gave away pieces randomly. In my last game I offered a draw and my opponent declined and immediately took a completely free pawn which I forgot was hanging. I am so stupid it's not actually okay.
I just went completely blind for some reason and gave away pieces randomly.
Don't feel bad, you probably made a lot of people happy.
Granted, they were supposed to be your opponents, but you still made them feel better.
That has to count for something
Most optimistic person of all time. Congratulations.

quit complaining none of you know the patheticness of my stupid, retarted moves that make me look like im high.

First of all, im not depressed at ALL. Second of all, im not complaining lol. I just wanted to give my opinion about what is chess :)

Looks more like the question to me.
What is Chess?
Not like the title of Your own answers in Forum Context.

http://www.chessmaniac.com/2006/02/playing-chess-may-relief-symptoms-of.php
I thought it would help you, but it's just an ad. Oops.
It's a concise piece of artwork, made for the Native Americans.