Really Helpful excuses!
get away from rematches with this ...

but on a high note, never spoil your ipad or devices. AND NEVER WASTE SOY SAUCE< THAT IS A HUGEEEE SIN. (i swear there are liek 5 yr olds in chess.com checkinng forums every day)

@dreamscapehorizons LOL
Greta Thunberg doesn't like it either. Sadly, it has now spread beyond chess.com.

I almost never rematch and it has nothing to do with cowardice. I always analyze my game afterwards. Always. A rematch keeps me from doing this.

i hate when i beat like some 5 yr old at like 1:00 AM when im tired as hell. i beat him or her like 20 times. they draw me once and start acting like I suck
Alright, so I usually always rematch. But sometimes, I get tired. My opponent said i was a coward since I didn't rematch him. they will NEVER believe u if u say im tired.
Genius excuse, 8000 IQ Moments
Wait! Im eating noodles
Shoot! I spilled soy sauce on my ipad
I can't rematch u , srry.
(none of this is ever true, I would never actually take soy sauce near my preeeeeeeeeeccccciousssss Ipad)