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Wildekaart wrote:
ZarufIqbal wrote:

My name?

Looks like you had a stroke while signing up.

Not a good one. Doesn't have any humour in it.

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ZarufIqbal wrote:
Wildekaart wrote:
ZarufIqbal wrote:

My name?

Looks like you had a stroke while signing up.

Not a good one. Doesn't have any humour in it.

Just like you, apparently.

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ZarufIqbal wrote:

My name?

Q. Where did Iqbal lose his sense of humour, ahem, sorry, I mean his cricket ball?

A. Somewhere on za roof!

 

 

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ChessAvanzada wrote:

@ChessAvanzada

Ratings of 800 don't sound very 'avanzada', do they?

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Swampy-Gum wrote:
ZarufIqbal wrote:

My name?

Q. Where did Iqbal lose his sense of humour, ahem, sorry, I mean his cricket ball?

A. Somewhere on za roof!

 

 

This was good.

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ChessAvanzada wrote:
Wildekaart wrote:
ChessAvanzada wrote:

@ChessAvanzada

Ratings of 800 don't sound very 'avanzada', do they?

Wildekaart think ur so cool go ride a cart into a pool 

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Всем привет
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konkretnyiKON wrote:
Всем привет

Error: username not konkret enough.

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Make fun of my name

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PunchboxNET wrote:

Make fun of my name

When punchbox.com is already taken.

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PunchboxNET wrote:

Make fun of my name

Q. What do you get when you buy a cheap square-shaped punch bowl?

A. A "punch box" (Not Entirely Trendy)

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plz

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Chessboy2009 wrote:

plz

Convenient to add some of your personal information in your username. They should add an About Me section on one's profile page.

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2009 is my wedding date

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and did you click the link?

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Chessboy2009 wrote:

and did you click the link?

Do you care? Do you think I care? You didn't explain thing all about the link. It's basically off-topic advertising. You don't have to post links everywhere (which you're doing) for people to come to your club if you engage a lot and your content is good enough.

Also 2009 is your birth year I checked on FIDE's rating website.

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what is the link to fide webpage?

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and geee, you don't have to be rude about it

the group got 13 member in 4 minutes

plus the content is good

plus you clicked the link

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ratings.fide.com

And here's the link to your page based on your profile info: http://ratings.fide.com/profile/30955068

Why would you lie about your birth year if it's literally in your username?

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Chessboy2009 wrote:

and geee, you don't have to be rude about it

the group got 13 member in 4 minutes

plus the content is good

plus you clicked the link

I'm pointing it out because you're not supposed to advertise your club everywhere on the forum, especially if it's totally unrelated to the topic. Plus the links make us automatically join the club which is a wicked act in itself. Just share the normal link and let us decide whether we want to join or not.