Actually I made my first weight by using the plastic milk bottle and pouring water into it.
Feel free to steal that one too.
Ever created your own chess pieces?
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You were so poor (ala "your mamma is so fat" jokes), you had to make your chess set out of ice molds,
but you could only play it in the winter!
And you couldn't afford Planet Fitness, so you made your own gym out of cement and scrap metal.