Imaginary chess books: a wish list

Aperture Scacchi Ipermoderni by Leonardo da Vinci

Spock. Tri-D Chess Strategy.

Pulling Out A Win by Chewbacca

you dont need a ho in the opponets defense to win! by tiger woods

My Great Predecessors by Bogolyubov

Polish Grammar and Pronunciation by Tartakower

Enterprise Holodeck Program Guide: Chess Championships by Lieutenant Commander Data

I truly enjoyed reading these.  

Rook Down? Fight On! The 100 Most Unbelievable Chess Comeback Victories.

From Blunder to Thunder. How to Make Friends and Make the World a Better Place by Not Resigning.

I'm not a nose-twisted jew#!@$@#!$#@4

By Bobby Fischer

Play the Opponent by Lasker

Play the Board by Botvinnik

Play the Sponsor by Janowski

Play the Computer by Levy

Play the Posse by Bloodgood

Play the Men by Judit Polgar

Play the Males by Jennifer Shahade

Play the World by Kasparov

Play the World II by Carlsen

Play the Russians by Fischer

"Resolution declaring attempts to exhaustively analyse the game of Chess using computers a crime against humanity." - UNESCO

Calling a Knight a Horse is Not Nice: A Complete Guide to Correct Chess Terminology - Windows-7_

Proper Board Set-up by Hollywood

Hanging and Other Blunders - Saddam Hussein

The Evils of Chess - an extract from an incomplete document found at an undisclosed location in southern Afghanistan, translated from Pashto by Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish, with a foreword by Captain John Price

Fundamental Chess Middle Games - FCMG    (...really, this should be interesting, the basic motifs of middle game positions after openings and transpositions)

What to do after your opponent ditches your book openings in the first 6 moves.

The Life and Games of Tom Brown, Chess GM.

I have to make it to GM first and then find a biographer. I have a long way to go.