I feel your pain, man. Well, try to find solace in what you have now. If you can't take it anymore, pm me and I'll send you my address.
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If you give it a perpetual thump with the hammer all along the g file, it'll look just like the other one.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I like the colors of that cardboard board.
If you would get a piece of cardboard bigger, without thos creases it would look very good.
I would also put some black tape on the edges.