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SwordF wrote:

Is it me? Or is every book and video in existence about how to "play" chess is like...

Ok, here is the board, now here are your pieces.

now go win 100 games in a row nitwit.

Like I don't know why it's like that. And it's probably the reason everyone sucks at chess so badly this happens.

 

It's like the people who made these are trying to somthing very sus... :/

And I don't like it.

Perhaps, just perhaps, chess is not for you. 

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autobunny wrote:
SwordF wrote:

Is it me? Or is every book and video in existence about how to "play" chess is like...

Ok, here is the board, now here are your pieces.

now go win 100 games in a row nitwit.

Like I don't know why it's like that. And it's probably the reason everyone sucks at chess so badly this happens.

 

It's like the people who made these are trying to somthing very sus... :/

And I don't like it.

Perhaps, just perhaps, chess is not for you. 

 

Wow, just when I'm actully starting to get slightly better. :/ I was just actully gonna show that I'm getting a bit better. From me resigning. to my opponets resigning. Thx the the un-motivation message :/

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SwordF wrote:
autobunny wrote:
SwordF wrote:

Is it me? Or is every book and video in existence about how to "play" chess is like...

Ok, here is the board, now here are your pieces.

now go win 100 games in a row nitwit.

Like I don't know why it's like that. And it's probably the reason everyone sucks at chess so badly this happens.

 

It's like the people who made these are trying to somthing very sus... :/

And I don't like it.

Perhaps, just perhaps, chess is not for you. 

 

Wow, just when I'm actully starting to get slightly better. :/ I was just actully gonna show that I'm getting a bit better. From me resigning. to my opponets resigning. Thx the the un-motivation message :/

Chess tutorials told me they were demotivated by your calling them dumb. Guess it's going around. 

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Since When?

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Try harder bro, is like you just start or try 5/120 heroes of Dota2 game. In this board game, you need to mastering deeper, like the important of the middle 4 squares, opening variations~Early game, farming/capturing/trading ~Mid game, and the last one- dont make any silly mistake game mode/hard core mode~ End game (normally with rooks and pawn)  LOL

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I have watched lots of tutorials, and still lose most of my games. 

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Elim311 wrote:

I have watched lots of tutorials, and still lose most of my games. 

agreed

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SwordF wrote:
Elim311 wrote:

I have watched lots of tutorials, and still lose most of my games. 

agreed

Then, your either a. watching things you already know or b. you just don't practice.

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git gud

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llama47 wrote:

But most beginners think "oh I lost a pawn that's not important"

Or even "I lost a knight or bishop, those can't checkmate anyway so that's not important"

But that's not how it works. Losing anything is very important. You have to be super greedy. Don't lose anything for free, not even a pawn, and try to win your opponent's pieces. That's the first chess lesson

a pawn is just a tin pawn, it's just 1 point. losing 1 point dosn't kill you. but losing 9 points is.

you don't know much about chess so you shouldn't argue with someone who knows a lot more than you about it.

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SwordF wrote:

Ultimate carb go brr

 

bruh the pawn can move two squares on the first move

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Yeah, it's almost who ever is teaching people how to play is doing it wrong on purpose

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SwordF wrote:

Yeah, it's almost who ever is teaching people how to play is doing it wrong on purpose

haha no. your just to lazy to implement your study and instead blame it on chess.com