Do YOU Want To Be A Chess Coach?

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Want to be a chess coach? Let me coach you how! My coach coaching is excellent as I've been coached by a great coach coacher who was himself coached in coach coach coaching.

Did you know if you say a word over and over enough times it loses all meaning?

Coach coach coach coach coach coach.

Ok I'm done.

Don't forget to send money to my address regardless of if you're interested.

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i coached you how to coach coaches

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A royal coach

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The royal in the picture appears to be count dracula himself.

Wow, I didn't know he was still alive.

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He must be really old.

Do you think Dracula is rated over 2000?

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edited...

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Sounds like Dracula could use some coaching...

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What's the heaviest carriage you can pull?

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Well...since you put it like THAT 😂🤣😂
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Confusion intensifies 

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ChessPrix2314 wrote:
llama47 wrote:

What's the heaviest carriage you can pull?

1 miligram carriage

Not much of a coach... wait how much do your clothes weigh?

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ChessPrix2314 wrote:

1 nanogram

Makes sense.

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Batman2508 wrote:

Confusion intensifies 

 

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I need a coach but I have no money haha, so I coach for free so I can get… wait that doesn’t work…

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They actually moved this to chess lessons.

Hilarious.

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polkadoves wrote:

😌 no...i don't like to coach anymore...because my previous students, girls or boys ended up having strange intimacy towards me 🥺...i think they got attracted with my scent-pheromones 🤭

wha

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Batman2508 wrote:
polkadoves wrote:

😌 no...i don't like to coach anymore...because my previous students, girls or boys ended up having strange intimacy towards me 🥺...i think they got attracted with my scent-pheromones 🤭

wha

 

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Moonwarrior_1 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

Confusion intensifies 

 

 

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Moonwarrior_1 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
polkadoves wrote:

😌 no...i don't like to coach anymore...because my previous students, girls or boys ended up having strange intimacy towards me 🥺...i think they got attracted with my scent-pheromones 🤭

wha

 

 

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wha