Wow this guy is good. If I posted this thread people would be like haa that's funny. Nobody bites my troll lines...
3. Qxf7+: New opining novelty that always wins
My final post on this thread.
I think that 1.g4 is a far far better opening than your novelty.
I challenge you g4. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Used it for the second time ever, and won yet again, this time even quicker:
You and your opponent played like crap. I can and allways will defeat you if you play this.

As great as the queen sac sounds.. I think moves like the lolli attack might work better or like the fried liver attack.. specially if your opponent hasn't studied the lines but you have. Then again, I could be wrong I mean to each his own :)
Let me share some jokes..
1.When apple fell on Newton's head ,he thought about its reason and later the law of gravitation was said to have been discovered..
2.A boy in an Indian school was told by his teacher..Abraham Lincon studied at night unde rstreet lamps as he was very poor and later went on to become the President of USA..The boy said," If you promise to make me the president of USA, I am also willing to study under the street lamp."
like wise here the OP is under some wrong impressions taking a fluke
win against a low rated player to be a standard opening variation which
can give you guaranteed success..
It's a pity Bobby Fischer isn't around to benefit from your genius.