Bongcloud Nomenclature

1.e4 Nc6 2.Ke2 Nimzo Bongcloud

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 e5 3.Ke3 Ke7 Old Steinitz Bongcloud

1.e4 d6 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Ke2 Delayed Bongcloud

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3 Bc5 Bogo-Bongcloud

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1 Nxe4 4.Ke2 Bongcloud Piano

cool! these VERY weird openings even have a name? thats really weird. who invented them??

Here is an updated list of variations.

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.d3 d5 4.f3-Fortress Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Qe1 Nxe4 4.Kd1-Bongcloud Gambit

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kf3-Outflank Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3-Kamikaze Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kd3-Bongcloud Zigzag Attack.

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1-Boncloud: Bongcoward/Light-Weight/Yellow Variation

1.e4 e4 2.Ke2 Ne7-Bongcloud: Alapin Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1 Nxe4 4.Ke2 Bongcloud Piano

1.e4 c5 2.Ke2-King David Attack

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2-French: Bongcloud Napoleon Attack

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 e5 3.Ke3 Ke7 Old Steinitz Bongcloud

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3 Bc5 Bogo-Bongcloud

1.e4 d6 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Ke2 Delayed Bongcloud

1.e4 d5 2.Ke2-Scandinavian Defense: Cheese Danish Attack

1.e4 d5 2.Ke2 Kd7-Scandinavian Defense: Raspberry Danish Counterattack

1.e4 Nf6 2.Ke2 Alekhine's Defense: Bongcloud 420 Variation

1.e4 Nc6 2.Ke2-Nimzowitsch Defense: Bongcloud Variation

1.e4 g5 2.Ke2-Borg Defense: Bongcloud Stoned Game

1.e4 b5 2.Ke2-Portuguese Defense: Flying Trout Attack

1.e4 d6 2.Ke2-Pirc Defense: Bongcloud Variation

1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 d6 3.Kd3 d5-Ricecake9 Burrito Attack

1.f4 d5 2.Kf2-Bird: Bongcloud Flying Kite Variation

1.c4 c5 2.Qa4 Nc6 3.Kd1-English: Pseudo-Bongcloud

Some unnamed variations

1.e4 c6 2.Ke2

1.e4 b6 2.Ke2

1.e4 g6 2.Ke2

There is room for more names if I missed any.  In addition you can lay claim to your own variation if it has not already been claimed.

1.e4 f5 2.Ke2-Fred Defense: Bongcloud Chocolate Gambit

1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Qa5 3.d4 Kd8-Sicilian: Magic Dragon

1.f3 e5 2.Kf2 d5 3.d3 Nf6 4.b3 Nc6 5.h3-Reefer Formation

1.g3 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2 c5 4.c3 f5 5.a3-Munchies System

1.g4 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2-Benko Opening: Indian Bongcloud

1.d4 d5 2.Bg5 Kd7-Bongcloud: Anti-Rich Counter

 I believe that one's called, "Freeze, Sucka!"

1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 Ke7-Parham Attack: Bongwater Blunder

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Ke7!!= Bongcloud Indian Defence

Btw, I say Bongcloud openings should be classified in a Volume of ECO :O

How about we use the letter "L" for Lenny

L00,L01,L02...L99

L00-L99, we have quite a few variations to go .

We have 30 variations so far, only 70 more to go.

1.e4 g6 2.Ke2-Modern Defense: Purple Haze Variation

1.e4 c6 2.Ke2 d5 3.Ke1-Caro-Kann Defense: Puff-Puff Gambit

1.e4 c6 2.Ke2-Caro-Kann Defense: Mad Hatter's Attack

1.e4 b6 2.Ke2-Owen's Defense: Bongcloud Singing Owls Variation

"Whooo are you?  Who who, who who."

1.d4 d5 2.c4 c6 3.Nf3 e6 4.Nc3 Kd7 5.e3 Kd6

= Semi-Slav: Burnt Pizza Counterattack

Here is another updated list of variations.

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.d3 d5 4.f3-Fortress Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Qe1 Nxe4 4.Kd1-Bongcloud Gambit

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kf3-Outflank Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3-Kamikaze Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Kd3-Bongcloud Zigzag Attack.

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1-Boncloud: Bongcoward/Light-Weight/Yellow Variation

1.e4 e4 2.Ke2 Ne7-Bongcloud: Alapin Variation

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke1 Nxe4 4.Ke2 Bongcloud Piano

1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 Ke7-Parham Attack: Bongwater Blunder

1.e4 c5 2.Ke2-King David Attack

1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Qa5 3.d4 Kd8-Sicilian: Magic Dragon

1.e4 c6 2.Ke2-Caro-Kann Defense: Mad Hatter's Attack

1.e4 c6 2.Ke2 d5 3.Ke1-Caro-Kann Defense: Puff-Puff Gambit

1.e4 f5 2.Ke2-Fred Defense: Bongcloud Chocolate Gambit

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2-French: Bongcloud Napoleon Attack

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 e5 3.Ke3 Ke7 Old Steinitz Bongcloud

1.e4 e6 2.Ke2 Nf6 3.Ke3 Bc5 Bogo-Bongcloud

1.e4 d6 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Ke2 Delayed Bongcloud

1.e4 d5 2.Ke2-Scandinavian Defense: Cheese Danish Attack

1.e4 d5 2.Ke2 Kd7-Scandinavian Defense: Raspberry Danish Counterattack

1.e4 Nf6 2.Ke2 Alekhine's Defense: Bongcloud 420 Variation

1.e4 Nc6 2.Ke2-Nimzowitsch Defense: Bongcloud Variation

1.e4 g5 2.Ke2-Borg Defense: Bongcloud Stoned Game

1.e4 g6 2.Ke2-Modern Defense: Purple Haze Variation

1.e4 b5 2.Ke2-Portuguese Defense: Flying Trout Attack

1.e4 b6 2.Ke2-Owen's Defense: Bongcloud Singing Owls Variation

1.e4 d6 2.Ke2-Pirc Defense: Bongcloud Variation

1.e3 e5 2.Ke2 d6 3.Kd3 d5-Ricecake9 Burrito Attack

1.f4 d5 2.Kf2-Bird: Bongcloud Flying Kite Variation

1.f3 e5 2.Kf2 d5 3.d3 Nf6 4.b3 Nc6 5.h3-Reefer Formation

1.g3 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2 c5 4.c3 f5 5.a3-Munchies System

1.g3 e5 2.e3 d5 3.Ke2-Benko Opening: Indian Bongcloud

1.c4 c5 2.Qa4 Nc6 3.Kd1-English: Pseudo-Bongcloud

1.d4 d5 2.Bg5 Kd7-Bongcloud: Anti-Rich Counter

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Ke7-Bongcloud Indian Defence

1.d4 d5 2.c4 c6 3.Nf3 e6 4.Nc3 Kd7 5.e3 Kd6-Semi-Slav: Burnt Pizza Counterattack

There is room for more names if I missed any.  In addition you can lay claim to your own variation if it has not already been claimed.

1. d4 Nf6 2. Kd2 - Peace Pipe Cloud

This is the chessboard I play on.