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AndyClifton
Feb 29, 2012
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#121
LaserZorin wrote:
Anyways, it appears I missed AndyClifton's mental breakdown on the last page, with an astonishing 5 posts in a row, all filled with crappy poems devoted solely to me.  I guess his life is even more pathetic than his scrubby, low-level chess play. 

"Let's start...the Family Feud!"

"Introducing the Clifton family:  Latka, Simka, Greta, Alex, Vic, Tony and Li'l Elvis"...

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AndyClifton
Feb 29, 2012
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#122

"And now meet the Zorins:  Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Surly and Doc..."

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catnapper
Feb 29, 2012
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#123

Hmm, we'd rather watch the Cliftons wrestle women...

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AndyClifton
Feb 29, 2012
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#124

"100 people surveyed.  The top 4 answers are on the board.  Name something that AndyClifton thinks he is but that he really isn't..."

"not imperious!"

"funny!"

"kind to newcomers!"

 

"Okay, there's one more answer left that's more popular than any of those..."

"a master!"

 

"Yes, you are correct!  The Zorins win that round..."

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AndyClifton
Feb 29, 2012
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#125

"100 people surveyed.  Top answers are on the board.  Name the adjective that bests describes LaserZorin..."

"arrogant!"

"high-handed!"

"pompous!"

 

"Once again the #1 answer remains..."

"lowly!"

 

"Yes!  And the Cliftons win round 2..."