Wow, I really needed a thread like this! I like to play the French as well but, for some reason, people seem to love to play 3. exd5 which sort of ruins the fun, in my opinion. I often find myself losing (as black), just because of trying some random shady stuff after 3...exd5, just to liven things up, playing an online blitz game where it's not that important whether I win or not :)
I hope this will become one of "Today's Hot Topics" so that we might benefit from it! :D
I love the French opening in general, but in any variation where white exchanges on d5, either immediately or later on, I find that all the life drains from the position and I am no longer able to play for a win. I know the exchange variation isn't exactly threatening but it is extremely drawish. I am seriously considering switching to the e6 sicilian variations. Any ideas?