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Black Side | The Queen Opening : Knights Variation

Black queen could control the whole b-file or move horizontally to aim to break white's castle after White castled. White could follow up by Bb5 and pin black's king so Black's d-pawn couldn't move immediately. Or white could also play Bc4 to put pressure on Black's weak f7 pawn.

So why would black play this dumb opening huh?

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Dutch Defence: Krejcik Gambit, Beginner Indian Capture Mistake, 8-Move Checkmate Variation
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The Nordic Game
It starts with Scandinavian Defense, instead of direct trade, white decides to move f3 to support e4 pawn and use minor pawns to trade for center pawn. And black could do the same thing, but White Knight could capture e5 pawn and black pawn take the e4 pawn. In the sixth move, Qh5+, it threaten the h-rook or forcing the black king to move which they will lost the castling chance.
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The German Opening

So there is French Defense, Englund Gambit, English Opening, Dutch Defense, Italian Opening, Polish Opening, Ruy Lopez (Spainish), Scandinavian Defense, etc. But there isn't an opening named German (Don't tell me about Berlin Defense)?! So I decide to name this opening as German Opening.

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The "DEAD" opening: exchange, pin, two castle variation
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The "DEAD" opening: anti-dead (alive defense), normal indian-queen setup
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The "DEAD" opening: two knight's game, two bishop's game variation
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The "DEAD" opening: two knight's game, check-bishop-block, exchange variation
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The "DEAD" opening: exchange, pin, Maison Gambit
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The Imperial Game

White starts with a suprising move g4 to control king side, black develops its center by d5, White play Bh3 to protect g4 pawn. White breaks black's center by c4 and starts to develop its minor pieces and support its pieces to attack

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The "Haha" Opening (Laugh Defense): Normal Variation
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The "Haha" Opening: Out-of-Breath Variation
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DOUBLE "HAHA" OPENING
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I humbly present:
The Italian Game: Knight Attack, Polerio Defense, Bishop Check, Bogoljubov, Queen Sacrifice Variation
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chadnilsen wrote:
Here is what I call the Husky's Gambit:
 

I present thee the ‘bowl opening’

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The b gambit-Great for beginners!

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French Defense : Knight Variation

White had a pawn chain which control the center. Full of misses...

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Feather horse gambit

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King's Wayward Queen Attack: Moran Defense
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King's Wayward Queen Attack: Moran Defense, Juno Gambit Accepted