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jaro488 wrote:

+1 if you agree with me on French exchange

+1 hehe

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shadowarcher28 wrote:

HOW IS BONGCLOUD BAD HOW DARE YOU

You know, despite all the people saying the bongcloud is obviously the best, I haven't seen a single person play it (except Hikaru-Magnus) which makes me think you all really do know how bad it is

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At this point playing the bongcloud is not only like beating a dead horse, you  also douse it in nitrogen, freeze it in a tank, transport it to the nearest volcano via helicopter, throw the tank in the volcano, and film all of that and upload The video to YouTube.

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And then some tik toker dances to the music you put in The background yes

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B1ZMARK wrote:

At this point playing the bongcloud is not only like beating a dead horse, you  also douse it in nitrogen, freeze it in a tank, transport it to the nearest volcano via helicopter, throw the tank in the volcano, and film all of that and upload The video to YouTube.

i've done that a couple of times. I once marched up my king all the way to a5 and then proceeded to win on time hehe

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imagine trolling someone with the bongcloud and then winning on time lol

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WPyellow wrote:
shadowarcher28 wrote:

HOW IS BONGCLOUD BAD HOW DARE YOU

You know, despite all the people saying the bongcloud is obviously the best, I haven't seen a single person play it 

watch me 

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darkbrah7654 wrote:

imagine trolling someone with the bongcloud and then winning on time lol

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I'm a fan of Bongcloud being in 'Uncreative'

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French is chad

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not the exchange 

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Yes it is, it’s so bad that just by playing it you’re good 

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french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

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Yes that’s why it’s so funny when you play it

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darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

Exchange Slav 

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royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

as hikaru once said "come on dont play the london, be a man!"

yes which is basically advocating to play Colle instead

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royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

as hikaru once said "come on dont play the london system you fool, be a man!"

Women: 

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royalknight101 wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

as hikaru once said "come on dont play the london, be a man!"

yes which is basically advocating to play Colle instead

no he is saying to stop playing garbage openings and go for the win, your just being lazy as white which he implies

The magnus-hikaru bongcloud game is just plain legendary. Prove me wrong

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Cries in 1.Nc3

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royalknight101 wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

as hikaru once said "come on dont play the london, be a man!"

yes which is basically advocating to play Colle instead

no he is saying to stop playing garbage openings and go for the win, your just being lazy as white which he implies

"stop playing garbage openings" = Start playing Colle