I am surprised someone has yet to mention the cornstalk defense : 1 e4 a5?! 
Funniest or Weirdest Opening Name?
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Sep 21, 2008
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Luke_Skywalker wrote:
The O'Kelly variation of the Sicilian must be the funniest opening name yet!!!
O'Kelly?! Isn't that Irish?!
ROLF surely if an "authentic" O'Kelly plays it, the opponent must be guaranteed of a win?
His full name was O'Kelly de Galway and he was Belgian Grandmaster. He also had a strong command of 6 or 7 languages, unlike you who can't even write your native one correctly : "guaranteed *of* a win", what kind of English is that?
P.S. I notice you haven't actually managed to finish a game on this site yet but perhaps if you get to play someone Irish you might get a win.....best of luck with your project on that though.
not only is he goinbg to die, he is going to lose badly
MM78 wrote:
Luke_Skywalker wrote:
The O'Kelly variation of the Sicilian must be the funniest opening name yet!!!
O'Kelly?! Isn't that Irish?!
ROLF surely if an "authentic" O'Kelly plays it, the opponent must be guaranteed of a win?
His full name was O'Kelly de Galway and he was Belgian Grandmaster. He also had a strong command of 6 or 7 languages, unlike you who can't even write your native one correctly : "guaranteed *of* a win", what kind of English is that?
P.S. I notice you haven't actually managed to finish a game on this site yet but perhaps if you get to play someone Irish you might get a win.....best of luck with your project on that though.
Hey dude, leave the whiskey for a while and please do realize the ("brilliant" cough, cough, laugh!!) Irish is not rulin' the world!!!
Ps Narrow-minded-dude, I'm not English, but I didn't expected you to know that. lol After all, you are an Ier!!!
The lulu-lili defence which goes as follows
"He also had a strong command of 6 or 7 languages, unlike you who can't even write your native one correctly : 'guaranteed *of* a win', what kind of English is that?
P.S. I notice you haven't actually managed to finish a game on this site yet but perhaps if you get to play someone Irish you might get a win.....best of luck with your project on that though."
I'm pretty sure you missed a comma there and screwed up the ellipsis. That's why I stopped being a English Nazi a while back. I guess we all make mistakes.
Say hi to your gf for me, R'handsel.
"Ps Narrow-minded-dude, I'm not English, but I didn't expected you to know that. lol After all, you are an Ier!!!"
You should change your profile from England then....
shut up skywalker
your an idiot
chessplayer11 wrote:
The lulu-lili defence which goes as follows
"He also had a strong command of 6 or 7 languages, unlike you who can't even write your native one correctly : 'guaranteed *of* a win', what kind of English is that?
P.S. I notice you haven't actually managed to finish a game on this site yet but perhaps if you get to play someone Irish you might get a win.....best of luck with your project on that though."
I'm pretty sure you missed a comma there and screwed up the ellipsis. That's why I stopped being a English Nazi a while back. I guess we all make mistakes.
Say hi to your gf for me, R'handsel.
"Ps Narrow-minded-dude, I'm not English, but I didn't expected you to know that. lol After all, you are an Ier!!!"
You should change your profile from England then....
wake up! this half fried site only asked for my location and country not my nationality. Go play with MM666
0-0-0 wrote:
shut up skywalker
your an idiot
Spoken like a true american....
MM78 wrote:
Luke_Skywalker wrote:
MM78 wrote:
Luke_Skywalker wrote:
The O'Kelly variation of the Sicilian must be the funniest opening name yet!!!
O'Kelly?! Isn't that Irish?!
ROLF surely if an "authentic" O'Kelly plays it, the opponent must be guaranteed of a win?
His full name was O'Kelly de Galway and he was Belgian Grandmaster. He also had a strong command of 6 or 7 languages, unlike you who can't even write your native one correctly : "guaranteed *of* a win", what kind of English is that?
P.S. I notice you haven't actually managed to finish a game on this site yet but perhaps if you get to play someone Irish you might get a win.....best of luck with your project on that though.
Hey dude, leave the whiskey for a while and please do realize the ("brilliant" cough, cough, laugh!!) Irish is not rulin' the world!!!
Ps Narrow-minded-dude, I'm not English, but I didn't expected you to know that. lol After all, you are an Ier!!!
You "didn't expected" eh? Your English just gets better and better doesn't it? Since my family are English I'm much relieved to read that you are not actually English after all despite the flag on your profile. Nevertheless I stick to my point which is that English is the only language you at least think you can write.
Now for the moment I think I should withdraw as I don't think it's fair to engage in battles of wits with unarmed opponents.
How's the chess going by the way, figured out how to hit the resign button instead of letting the games time out? Zero out of 20, I bet you can't even get a job stacking shelves.....
P.S. I don't drink whiskey nor do I think the Irish are (as opposed to your cretinous "Irish is" ) ruling the world.
lol what an old, disgruntled, misguided, individually you are!!
Happy perfect language use, MM666!!!
"I never had the discipline to study and analyse after the game otb, rather hit the bar for a Guinness."
Really Philip? "Hit the bar" hey?
MM78 wrote:
Luke_Skywalker wrote:
"I never had the discipline to study and analyse after the game otb, rather hit the bar for a Guinness."
Really Philip? "Hit the bar" hey?
That's what it says. Does your research cover being able to answer any of the questions I put to you? (I withdraw the shelfstacker remark with apologies to everyone except you). Happy trolling, beats playing chess eh? I can see you're sensitive about the poor English writing, I'll cut you some slack on that.
I'll accept your poor worded apology.
Sep 21, 2008
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#35
gumpty wrote:
handbags at dawn?
Sorry for getting off topic 
. It's dimwit racists like him who give the flag of St. George a bad name, if it hadn't been for the flag I mightn't have bothered. Getting back to the point, since I'm a grumpy old man how about the Aged Gibbon Gambit in the Old Indian?
yeah, lets keep it on topic?
Polish Opening...doesn't make us seem to smart!
lol @ e-flamers. They are really something eh? Halloween attack FTW!
If you guys want to duke it out, do it in E-mails or create a seperate thread. Your personal attacks have no place here, and you're liable to get the topic locked because of it. We're here for the "funniest or weirdest." Let's keep this topic fun please.
Sep 21, 2008
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#39
Billium248 wrote:
If you guys want to duke it out, do it in E-mails or create a seperate thread. Your personal attacks have no place here, and you're liable to get the topic locked because of it. We're here for the "funniest or weirdest." Let's keep this topic fun please.
I had already apologised for getting off topic.....but I think dimwitted racist comments don't exactly have a place here either, I chose to comment here rather than "report abuse" as it seems considerably over the top to expect the staff to deal with this childish stuff. I've deleted my comments, you're right it was clogging up the thread.
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Fried Liver?