fianchetto123 wrote:
I need to do this tomorrow afternoon, and as my USCF rating is under 0.7624 currently I dont see how to beat him. Any suggestion?
Presumably this is the wrong number?
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Timothy_P wrote:
fianchetto123 wrote:
I need to do this tomorrow afternoon, and as my USCF rating is under 0.7624 currently I dont see how to beat him. Any suggestion?
Presumably this is the wrong number?
You mean this isn't Pizza Castle?
You could try looking him straight in the eyes 
Meaning that his rating isn't 0.7624, since the minimum USCF rating is 100.
Timothy_P wrote:
Meaning that his rating isn't 0.7624, since the minimum USCF rating is 100.
You're not funny.
I hardly think you're the most qualified to judge.
red-lady wrote:
You could try looking him straight in the eyesÂ
I'm sure there is a clever reference here but I am missing it.
ivandh wrote:
Timothy_P wrote:
fianchetto123 wrote:
I need to do this tomorrow afternoon, and as my USCF rating is under 0.7624 currently I dont see how to beat him. Any suggestion?
Presumably this is the wrong number?
You mean this isn't Pizza Castle?
lol
Estragon wrote:
Bring a very large club.
At least, that's what Vladimir Putin would do.
Putin is a judo expert and has written books on judo, he'd just use an eri-jimi.
This is known as the ultra-secret forced win for White variation. It would ruin all chess tournaments forever if someone were to know about it, so people in the circle of trust make a strict vow not to tell anyone and to only use it for their personal gain. (I just broke it)
ivandh wrote:
Timothy_P wrote:
Meaning that his rating isn't 0.7624, since the minimum USCF rating is 100.
lol
fianchetto123 wrote:
I need to do this tomorrow afternoon, and as my USCF rating is under 0.7624 currently I dont see how to beat him. Any suggestion?
You will have to use your hands. Put your fingers together, to clench 'em into fist and strike! :D
chessmaster102 wrote:
ivandh wrote:
Timothy_P wrote:
Meaning that his rating isn't 0.7624, since the minimum USCF rating is 100.
lol
Exaggeration is humor. In fact, all humor is exaggeration, there is literally nothing else to it.
Did he challenge for a re-match?!!
I need to do this tomorrow afternoon, and as my USCF rating is under 0.7624 currently I dont see how to beat him. Any suggestion?