Hurt/Heal 1.e4 Openings

Heal jrcolonial's opening (1.e4 e5 2.Ke2)

Hurt reversed french for noobs

Can there be a reversed french for jrcolonials? (1.e3 e5 2.Ke2)

Cool, there's an opening named after me! (Good surprise value.)

Kacparov, want to play a game against with me using that opening? I'll be white.

LAST

Guys, there will never be a last, im never locking this thread.

its not up to u, i dont think

there always is a last sadly it won't be me:(

no it won't :P

no

indeed

no way I'll be last I'm tracking this topic if anyone writes something I answer :D

same here, even tho ive ingnored this for about a week.

me

Hurt : computers

Heal : laptops

heal me

hurt all chess.com cheaters

nope

Hurt: notebooks

Heal: netbooks

no way

stop that please

second-to-last?