well this is not fun anyway because obviously Nf3 will win whereas vs e4 any of the top 4 could have. Vs 1.d4 would be better
Hurt/Heal responses to the Open Game(1.e4 e5)

HURT PARHAM!?!?!?!?!?! YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!! The parham should be like WAY better then 2. Ke2!!!!! DUH First kill the stupid openings, THEN kill the Parham off.
Indeed. People here are dumb enough to think that 2.Ke2 is better than 2.Qh5.
But it is...

parham is stupid. achieve no goals.
ke2 achieves a trolling atitude, and when you win it will feel very good.
I do feel good when I win with it:
Disclaimer: This is the bongcloud variation of the winnawer french and should not be taken seriously. It was a blitz game so there are many innaccuracies. Do not play this way at home. If you lose to someone who plays this way, you should probably quit chess. Or go buy a book on the boncloud opening, if there is one.

Standings up to post 45 by ApexKiller:
Nf3 (Mainline) 49 points
f4 (King's Gambit) 37 points
d4 (Center Game) 32 points
Bc4 (Bishop's Opening) 32 points
f3 (King's Head) 30 points
Bb5 (Portuguese Opening) 30 points
Qf3 (Napoleon) 27 points
Ne2 (Alapin) 27 points
Nc3 (Vienna) 24 points
Ke2 (Bongcloud) 23 points
Qh5 (Parham) 0 points OUT 11th place
I know, but it was worth the "hurt" anyway.