I Caught You - Low Elo Players

Ladies & Gentlemen,

I am Back - Once Again!

I am Patrolling the Mean Chess Streets.

I have Caught Low Elo Players Neglecting their Italian Game Chess Theory.

I have Caught Them Red Handed!

I have played Unrated Games looking for Low Elo Players in Violation!

Low Elo Players are total Liars!

- They say they are Studying

- They say they are Improving

It’s a Tissue of Lies!

The Elo Low Players are Lying to you Poor Innocent people! Bold Face Lies is what you’re dealing with and you don’t even realize it!

Observe the Following Chess Game!

Knows how to play against Italian Game?

Knows how to play against Fried Liver Attack?

What a load of Rubbish!

It doesn’t matter what your Rating is!

We Serve and Protect!

Your Lies can’t Save you in Chess Game!

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Just ask yourself 1 Question for me!

Do you even Chess Study, Bro?

Do you even Lift?

What’s our Chess Tactics Score?

I bet you got a weak score!

If you was to do Mate 1 in Puzzle, You would never find it!

If it was snake, It would have bitten you 100 times and you be dead on the floor and even in your after life you still wouldn’t be able to find that mate in 1!

My Gosh - These people think they know when they don’t even know!

You didn’t think anyone was going to catch you did you? On the Prowl!

What is bro yapping about