I Made my own opening!

The Gang Gate Opening is the dutch defense rapheal variation

Against 1. Nc3 f5? The best move is to play the kluver gambit with 2. e4 followed by 3.d3 after fxe4

I however made my own language, guess what I am saying.
Hombre, mi's nām os Utkarsho. Wit os yo's? Mi hapy to py chez, Do yo? Mi hapy to comp pasta, aple, ecra. Biraway yo's opening os nais ß re bit fūny!

Yet another garbage opening thread.
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Report someone for telling the truth? Go ahead.
I made The Flores Opening and won with it