i play chess like mikhail tal what are good openings for me?

I didnt say it SF , I cut and pasted from the link I gave , it was written there . 

Yes we're all jealous of a delusional 1400 that thinks he can beat the worlds best engines. Please teach us your secrets!

Hulkyhulk wrote:

Thank you so much jengaias your truly the only one who has is mature enough to have your own opinion at last someone agrees with me. As soon as I posted my opinion everyone was throwing their mean and harash comment at me. I'm like WTF? they are so jealous and they should be banned from chess.com and I'm blocking you smyslovfan and reb and the other kid son of sorrow chill out people act civilized people stop being morons and grow up.

This is your post right? You're claiming to easily destroy "GM level engines" right? Yep, delusional lol.

Hulkyhulk wrote:

not just son of sorrow anyone can do it but it's really hard. for me now I don't need to watch humans play against each other. I just now train with super GM engines or stronger some times I play with GM engines just for fun and I win them of course. It's not really hard to become a strong player you just need to know how to train really well. for me I didn't study any books or anything to get this strong. it took me a 2 days to learn the rules of chess but I didn't know anything else I played with my friends in school alot and that was it in less than 6 months I was rated 1400 and then I started to know about more opeinings and the middle game and end game. and then I started watching all the great games of all the legendary players out there and understanding why they move this piece why they do that? from chess lectures of course and I used to take a 2 day break or 1 day break I used to put 12 hours a day when I was free from school and 6 hours when I had school and I was busy. I got to a rating of 1800 I believe from all this in a year I think or a littles less. but when I started playing with engines and training with them I was getting good really quick I started destroying 2000 rated engines and above. Now I can even destroy a GM engine with no problem. and I have been playing for 2 years. the engines are the ones who really helped me get strong very quick and my dedication to get to be a strong player. But I don't have a fide rating. And I'm planning of getting one by going to a chess club. I went once to a chess club it was near my house and I played against this coach he was rated 2300 or 2200 and I beat him and I was very happy and he was impressed he told me to come back to the chess club he believed me to be over the master level in chess and he would train me and teach me. But that was 6 to 7 months ago. so yeah just do what I recommend everyone doing and I think you would get really strong really fast like I did.

I want to take some lessons. How much you charge Hulk? What your advise; start with openings or tactics? 

As I thought ... another child with no home training / manners . 

Kids these days huh reb? Disrespectful little sons of.......

Reb wrote:

As I thought ... another child with no home training / manners . 

Well, I copypasted some of hulky's posts to the translator and I think a tiny worm hole has appeared in the surroundings of my computer...

Thank God they arent all like that erik but too many seem to be these days . Makes me understand why my grandparents used to say " children should be seen but not heard " . 

Put the pipe down and back away slowly !  

I guess the guy that plays in the style of Tal really knows what to do now. 

And may I suggest all the gentlemen to keep the language clean? Sounds nicer.

nice moderation chess.com (sarcasm intended)

Gee, not quite what I had in mind.

What is an " openion " ?  Maybe you mean opinion ? Is english your native language ?  I hope not . 

Careful guys we don't want to make Hulkyhack angry! Run for your lives before he turns green!

Hulkyhulk wrote:

c'mon pieces of shit fuck all of you this is hilarious as fuck. over 90 percent of the people here are assholes and pricks which everyone agrees on I hope you lifeless kids. get a life.

Reported...Yea i know...you dont care.

Hey where did all of Hulkyhacks exquisitely written comments go? Lol

I guess he didnt like me reporting him.  Good thing he doesnt care.

You are blocked from this user's notes!

He blocked me as well.... oh no how will I go on with my life now that Hulkyhack has blocked me!?

When youre beating 3000+ rated engines, you dont need people...or "fleshies" as i have heard people called.

Yeah, 300 rated maybe lol

Diakonia wrote:

erik42085 wrote:

He blocked me as well.... oh no how will I go on with my life now that Hulkyhack has blocked me!?

When youre beating 3000+ rated engines, you dont need people...or "fleshies" as i have heard people called.