Invent a New Chess Opening

Can you try to invent a new opening for either white or black and develop lines and variations for it?

Goofy opening for White:

Fianchetto Opening!

(Not to be confused with King's Fianchetto)

Sniper's Opening! The opening where you trade central control for an army of snipers!

Center Game: Goofy Symmetry Variation

Bishop Despair

This is the most sacrilegious opening ever. I mean, who would play this thing?

Your sniper's opening sounds interesting. But what's with king to d2? Is it another bongcloud opening?

The fianchettoed king variations are meme bongcloud openings

Queen's Pawn Opening: Forge Variation

This queen pawn opening allows the opponent to take control of the centre and allows you to castle queenside. However, two things can happen in this opening:

1) You may bring your bishop to g5, thus allowing the opponent to develop their dark-squared bishop to e7. After that, the opponent may bring their queen to d2 and castle the queen's side, while their opponent castles the king's side. This is quite aggressive and may lead to a lot of pawn-storming.

2) After moving your bishop to g5, they may also develop their bishop to e6, allowing you to play pawn to e4. The opponent will usually have to capture that centre pawn, not only doubling their pawns in the centre but also losing casting rights. You can also castle queenside in this variation.

Petrov's Defense: Unnamed Gambit that I need a name for

@RandomChessPlayer62 Ah, a bong cloud mixed in with the king's fianchetto variation. Quite clever.

@RandomChessPlayer62 That's an interesting variation you have on Petrov's defence. I might want to use it against one of my opponents.

@EwingKlipspringer That's a new legendary bongcloud. The gravity bong cloud. Hikaru should play that against one of his Sicilian opponents.

Stone defence, I'm definitely going to try that opening as black.

@BAKABOTTLE47 That opening should be called Centre Game: 4 Bishop Sacs Game.

Scotch Game: h3 variation

Thanks.

After Ke6 there's a few options for white.

O-O: Protect your king and bring your rook into the fight

Nc3: Put more pressure on Black's poor knight

d3: Attack more of the center

and more.