Invent your own opening!!

6... bg4 is the fried liver attack stupid oh my god what the heck are you doing you idiot defence and 7. Qxg4 is the You're Smart Game. Nce7 is the You're Smart Game Accelerated Death Defence and the next move is the Nudge Response.
The Autuis Opening (double pawn sacrfice) (This makes a whole entire loop in crazyhouse chess)