ITT (In This Thread) We Hate the London

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blueemu

Hate it.

alpha_zer000

it's actually not that bad

blueemu
alpha_zer000 wrote:

it's actually not that bad

How dare you be reasonable!

This is a thread for anti-London extremists!

alpha_zer000

Pardon me sire, I lost my sense of goodwill there for a second

 

The London is for people who wanna play e4 but are too scared to.

SamuelAjedrez95

Gah damn Londoners, they defile our beautiful game of chess *shakes fist*. Every game Bf4, e3, c3, Nd2, Nf3, no matter what you play, they just... ignore you... constantly constructing their cold, lifeless pyramid...

SamuelAjedrez95

Down with the London!

dfgh123

I have watched a few videos on the London on YouTube and honestly I think it's harder to understand than playing e4 and just playing the italian. 

SamuelAjedrez95

It will basically just hamper your chess development as it teaches you to play on auto-pilot. The point of the London is that you basically just play the same thing as white every single game and have a totally equal position, rather than adapting to each defence and playing for advantages.

LordVandheer

Man don't play London. Doing the same stupid setup where you go la la la isn't chess. Bottoms play London. Giving the power they have in opening suits their lifestyle too. It should be renamed to "femboy defense", cuz they surely ain't no man and they aren't attacking either.

dfgh123
MelvinGarvey wrote:

London is not that bad actually, they've got the London Tower, then the London Bridge, and then... I mean... Some London subway signs I guess. Maybe a museum or two.

An American bought the London Bridge in the 1960's and moved it brick by brick to Arizona pretty crazy. 

blueemu
MelvinGarvey wrote:

I've got a chunk of the Berlin Wall btw...

I've got a piece of the Moon. Seriously.

Well... a little vial of dust from the Moon.

blueemu
MelvinGarvey wrote:

C'mon, don't lie, there are no vials on the Moon!!

A friend of mine was called down to the USA to cut up a Moon rock... he's an expert at that sort of thing. They let him keep some of the cutting dust, and he gave me a vial of it.

It turned out later that the rock he was cutting up was an impact breccia... it USED to be Moon-dust, that got whacked by an asteroid impact (on the Moon) and fused into rock... and then my friend turned it back into Moon-dust.

Roaming_Rooster

My friend I just got the thing for you

https://www.chess.com/club/london-and-caro-hate-club

Ethan_Brollier

I HATE people who play the London! 
...
Well, people who play the London incorrectly as Black, anyways. 

kingsknighttwitch

I don't hate the London. The London is a fine opening with a fair amount of potential to be interesting.

What I hate is London players...

Chuck639
blueemu wrote:

Hate it.

Hate is a strong word?

May be dislike?

Crow_From_India

London is the worst. You can play it every time, win many times but will never improve your chess. https://youtu.be/Qy-JX7hoy-g this is the best video about london though

Mete_chess_11

Bro, hate? Isn't that a bit much?

 

Roaming_Rooster
Oyna10dakika wrote:

Bro, hate? Isn't that a bit much?

 

No

Mete_chess_11

Tell me ONLY one reason why u hate 'the london'.