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The NelsonBot opening, e4 e5 Qh5
Jun 30, 2021
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#23
Herrong wrote:
Queen's gambit (we're literally gambitting a queen here)
Yup; "Botez Gambit" is the actual name for that with a funny history behind naming it 
The useless sodium
The nothing opening
Barnes opening hammerschlag variation(king fianchetto)
believe me this is real
My prediction is that it is make before castling is allowed, and white is planning to do this:
It's still weird though
Other than ones posted by YourShahIsNowMat and lchenpku, all the joke openings here are, how do I say it, not very creative.
The Botez Gambit
The Dual Queen Attack
The Indestructable Pawn Structure Checkmate
The Mouseslip Opening
Copycat, Mate in 4 Variation
The Impossible Opening
The King Crab Opening
Barnes, Fried Fox Defense
The KPC (guess what it stands for)
the Caro kann ultraclosed variation
Fool's Mate Declined: Threefold Repetition Variation
The Supe-R Opening