King’s Pawn Opening

The modern is sound

But every time I play against it I feel that's a very tasty dessert.

You've never played against my gurgenidze lol

Less dessert, more desert.

Gurguendize?

Extremely solid

Oh ok I will definitely analyze this setup and study it deeply, maybe find something that I like in  it maybe get prepared against it

Nobody plays it. There is no theory

No theory. Then I guess this is a systematic opening

But why is it not played?

Yes. Where black knows what he's doing and white doesn't.

ok, but still why is it never played, since you said that white doesn't know what he's doing opposite of black

Because it's not the moves you'd expect someone to play 

Oh yeah ok I thought there was something suspicious in this setup and couldn't figure it out, I just believed you right away when you said it was solid and didn't look at the moves properly

Umm, wait also are you sure d6 and then d5? Were you kidding when you said it was solid? Like even if white doesn't know what he's doing

The bishop belongs on f8 so black wastes a tempo

ok