Hey Sharpie man 2, sweet opening!
My new opening

BlackWaive and Benedictus have earned a grand ROTFLOL from this poster, bahwahahaha... those were gold!

Sharpieman2, don't mind that bad man above saying nasty things, I think your opening is downright adorable! What a lovely picture the board makes when you get to move 16... all symetrical and pretty.
Go on, son. We should have more pretty in chess. Chess as art is highly underrated.

Sharpieman2, don't mind that bad man above saying nasty things, I think your opening is downright adorable! What a lovely picture the board makes when you get to move 16... all symetrical and pretty.
Go on, son. We should have more pretty in chess. Chess as art is highly underrated.
Thats just patronizing.... Hes 12 not 2!

Sharpieman2, don't mind that bad man above saying nasty things, I think your opening is downright adorable! What a lovely picture the board makes when you get to move 16... all symetrical and pretty.
Go on, son. We should have more pretty in chess. Chess as art is highly underrated.
Thats just patronizing.... Hes 12 not 2!
Irony. Humour. Knows no age.

Personally I think idiots like you should be banned from the site.
Not just personally, please leave the site RR.

I invented this opening [ This is both white and black using my opening] :
I don't see why you deserve personal insults or patronising comments as I don't see what you've done wrong exactly. I won't treat you like a simpleton as you don't deserve to be.
The truth is that that opening is truly terrible and is the reason why beginners (or anyone really) if they want to improve shouldn't try to create anything new in the opening. In fact I wouldn't think about trying to invent anything new myself, that would also be bound to be terrible in comparison to the tried and tested openings which have been built upon and improved on over 100s of years.
So in summary don't try to re-invent the wheel especially when you should be more focusing on learning basic opening principles..

Personally I think idiots like you should be banned from the site.
Not just personally, please leave the site RR.
I agree. Jerks like you should be banned from Chess.com.

By the way everyone, I am 9, not 12 or 2
Well you may want to change the DOB on your profile then.
Sharpieman2: A tip during the opening: Try to control the center with pawns and develop knights. Then open up for bishops to develop.

Don't let peoples comments put you off playing. If you enjoy playing then keep experimenting with different techniques and you'll find that some things you do are successful and some aren't. It's a massive learning curve and all the people that have criticised how you play would be subject to the same criticism by people who are in turn much better than them. It's supposed to be fun and so long as that's the case that's all that matters

Don't let peoples comments put you off playing. If you enjoy playing then keep experimenting with different techniques and you'll find that some things you do are successful and some aren't. It's a massive learning curve and all the people that have criticised how you play would be subject to the same criticism by people who are in turn much better than them. It's supposed to be fun and so long as that's the case that's all that matters
Of course everyone is subject to criticism by their betters, it's called learning. He put his opening on a public forum and so shouldn't feel annoyed when people criticise (constructively), which I'm sure he isn't..

Oh yes constructive criticism is fine, sorry for the generalisation. I was referring to the rather unhelpful comments
Check this one out!