Apart from all the bad things with this opening...
Hardly anyone plays 2... f6
White wins around 90% of the games that start like this:
After 3.Nxe5, anyone who has enough experience to play this opening competently will play 3.... Qe7. Although it still leaves black with a weak king side and no development.
This is the most awe-inspiring opening i've ever seen. it's comparable to the crab opening or the hippopotamus attack.
why do i even bother. this is such a horrible opening it's depressing.
This applies to ShiViChess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhDZN0RFjw
Clearly the Butt Gambit would be a more proper name. Both players would have to be complete buttheads to play it.