create the most stupid chess pieces!

Yeah

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The evil twin. It is the evil twin to the king. It replaces the queen. Starts on d1 and d8. The catch is, it doesn't move like his brother, the King. Instead, a Rook must be exactly 3 squares away from it in any direction, the squares in between cannot be blocked by pieces or guarded by an opposing piece, and all this piece can do is castle in any direction. So the first time, it can castle with a rook on a1, d4, or g1.

So Evil twin on d1, Rook on d4, d2 and d3 are not covered or occupied, you castle, Evil twin to d3, Rook to d2. Then you can move Rg2 and Rg3, and then castle the evil twin again, Evil twin to f3, Rook to e3, etc.

Once both rooks are captured, he will never move again, and can only be captured by the opponent. If he blocks a pawn or bishop of yours, tough luck!

the bishop is already useless

but if I have to the it will be the bish*t

it moves on its own wherever it wants to whenever it wants to so black could have threatened mate but then the white bish*t moved black bish*t moved then the dance continued for 75 moves and it became a draw

Scholar: Does not move until the endgame where the opponent only has a king. *Moves like a pawn but can't promote.

kneght, it replaces all peices for white only, and they move like a pawn but cannot capture, promotes into a king,

cat, makes you quit chess and become a furry boykisser

More like dropout haha

Uranium meteor it can be placed on any available square by the player who's turn it is and after 3 moves it kills every piece in a 3x3 area

Each player can only use it once

#1029 That actually ain't bad tbh

The sniper, can move 3 squares forward left right and backwards(jumps over pieces like a knight) but this piece is an introvert so if any of the opponents pieces is 2 squares near it in any direction, it activates self destruct and any piece within a 3 square radius dies

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