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gshankaran wrote:
Chess14237 wrote:
I call this... THE BIG ARROW POINTING TO THE KING.
....Despite the drawish nature of the opening, it is a definite must try for those with a negative ELO rating.Aaah yes, I was gonna add it to the repertoire, and there it is - the dreaded fine print in CAPS.. a must try for those with negative ELO...[sigh] that means I must wait till I can qualify to use it.
A definite must try for all those with negative ELO rating and all those stupid enough (or high enough) to try it.
I must also thank jackbauer for his marvelous box opening and it is to him I dedicate the following opening...
The Cavalry Charge/ Box Formation II opening - a drawish line, much like the Berlin Defense of th Ruy Lopez but in many ways very different.
Poor Guy Blindtiger, no comment in ur favor
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googoochess wrote:
If you like being black, play this: The Black Opening
I believe that someone, a particularly wise Chess player already demonstrated the ideal way of playing as Black in the following opening...
The ideas of the 1. h3 opening are simple
1. You get to play as Black (because as we all know Black looks really cool) WITH the added advantages of 1. h3
2. You permanently ruin your kingside pawn structure at the start of the game so you won't have to worry about that later in the middle game.
3. Your opponent can no longer perform such manouevers as ...Bg4, irritatingly pinning your knight to the Queen
4. All ...Bxh2 Greek-gift-sacrifices are now null and void.
5. You have the opportunity to play Rh2, developing your rook to the second rank where it can support the all important g2 pawn.
6. You also can now do deep grandmaster like manouevers such as Nf3-h2-g4!
7. You can also prove your prescience/ psychic powers if you do need to play Rh2 or Nf3-h2-g4.
8. Your opponent will think you are a "noob" and thus play more lacklustrely, thinking he won the game at the start.
9. Your opponent will probably be laughing so hard that he could a) hits his head on the the table so hard he knocks himself out b) suffocates c) knocks over the chessboard, touching all the pieces, thus invoking the touch-move rule forcing him to move all his pieces at 1 go thus effectively forcing him to commit 16 illegal moves at once.
10. After playing 1. h3!!, psychologically destroy your opponent by chuckling/giggling softly and shaking your head as if in disappointment. Then, in a cool and calm voice, say "Mate in 31".
Why hasn't the lenny boungcloud opening come into this thread yet.
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woweeeeeeeee!!!!tz definetely cooool!!!!i love that queen in the box!!!(it sounds like jack in the box):):):)
Chess14237 wrote:
gshankaran wrote:
Chess14237 wrote:
I call this... THE BIG ARROW POINTING TO THE KING.
....Despite the drawish nature of the opening, it is a definite must try for those with a negative ELO rating.Aaah yes, I was gonna add it to the repertoire, and there it is - the dreaded fine print in CAPS.. a must try for those with negative ELO...[sigh] that means I must wait till I can qualify to use it.
A definite must try for all those with negative ELO rating and all those stupid enough (or high enough) to try it.
I must also thank jackbauer for his marvelous box opening and it is to him I dedicate the following opening...
The Cavalry Charge/ Box Formation II opening - a drawish line, much like the Berlin Defense of th Ruy Lopez but in many ways very different.
Thanks :). Surprised you could do that (opening 
) without checkmating the King lol.
Chess14237 wrote:
googoochess wrote:
If you like being black, play this: The Black Opening
I believe that someone, a particularly wise Chess player already demonstrated the ideal way of playing as Black in the following opening...
The ideas of the 1. h3 opening are simple
1. You get to play as Black (because as we all know Black looks really cool) WITH the added advantages of 1. h3
2. You permanently ruin your kingside pawn structure at the start of the game so you won't have to worry about that later in the middle game.
3. Your opponent can no longer perform such manouevers as ...Bg4, irritatingly pinning your knight to the Queen
4. All ...Bxh2 Greek-gift-sacrifices are now null and void.
5. You have the opportunity to play Rh2, developing your rook to the second rank where it can support the all important g2 pawn.
6. You also can now do deep grandmaster like manouevers such as Nf3-h2-g4!
7. You can also prove your prescience/ psychic powers if you do need to play Rh2 or Nf3-h2-g4.
8. Your opponent will think you are a "noob" and thus play more lacklustrely, thinking he won the game at the start.
9. Your opponent will probably be laughing so hard that he could a) hits his head on the the table so hard he knocks himself out b) suffocates c) knocks over the chessboard, touching all the pieces, thus invoking the touch-move rule forcing him to move all his pieces at 1 go thus effectively forcing him to commit 16 illegal moves at once.
10. After playing 1. h3!!, psychologically destroy your opponent by chuckling/giggling softly and shaking your head as if in disappointment. Then, in a cool and calm voice, say "Mate in 31".
I used it and won a bunch of games when the opponent responded with 1. e5?? (N00b's defense)
And you don't ruin your kingside pawn structure. You actually improve your pawn structure, but make sure you don't fall into the Reversed Ruy Lopez Berlin Attack Fishing Pole Variation or the Reversed Sicilian Magnus Smith Trap or the Reversed Legal Trap
flank gambit
bgangioni wrote:
I prefer myself the All-Out Attack Instead of Defending System (a.k.a. Hidden Power of the Dark Forces):
that's why grandmasters play d4! instead of e4??
The One Knight Stand
onetwentysix wrote:
bgangioni wrote:
I prefer myself the All-Out Attack Instead of Defending System (a.k.a. Hidden Power of the Dark Forces):
that's why grandmasters play d4! instead of e4??
Exactly! If you take a closer look, you will realize that d4 gets rid of the menace.
The royal box
Aaah yes, I was gonna add it to the repertoire, and there it is - the dreaded fine print in CAPS.. a must try for those with negative ELO...[sigh] that means I must wait till I can qualify to use it.