offbeat opening refutation needed

im a bit stuck. what should white play if black plays the mattabooboo. it hasnt made it into MCO but is a tough one to break down.

I searched it on Google and couldn't find it. Could you post a diagram?

That's an extremely poor trolling attempt. It won't work, I assure you.

Only good trolling attempts will be respected on this forum !

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Oh that's easy.  Just play according to the principles of Updok.

Cranafran.

I find checkmate to be an effective refutation of nonsense.

thanks baddogno, I ll try using updokk to refute the mattabooboo. have fun out there one and all.

updokk is giving some lines that give white an edge, thanks for suggestion.

That can be countered by the budtphourre system.

I thought about that but avrader firjinyawulf wrote an article about how to get round that

avrader firjinyawulf suggests a setup that holds up blacks mobile centre, seems to work